Heroes Gone Bad or What Would David the Edge Do?

02 Saturday Mar 2013

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celebrities, entertainment, Olympics 2012, Oscar Pistorius, turnip truck, turnips

Here comes the turnip truck!

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, PISTORIUS!

As many of you may remember, over the summer I posted an article about some of my 2012 Summer Olympic heroes who I believed exemplified a good attitude.

Well, what do I know?

As it turns out, my favorite Olympic hero whom I glorified in that article, Oscar Pistorius, is now an alleged premeditating murderer.

I am devastated.

Devastated.

At times like this I have to ask myself: What would my lawyer-friend, David the Edge, do?

Would David the Edge fight to save Mr. Pistorius?

I don’t even know if my friend, David the Edge, is even a good lawyer; but, assuming he is a good lawyer, would he defend Oscar or throw him under the turnip truck?

David the Edge, tell me what to believe!!!

DISCLAIMER: This is what I think David the Edge would think, not necessarily what he does think.

I would have posted this convoluted retraction sooner, but David the Edge did not want to be trumped by this alleged murdering fiend so I had to post David the Great first.

Until next time…

I’m turning off the turnip truck.

Attitude Adjustment

26 Sunday Aug 2012

Posted by Toni Ruscio in Tributes and Tiaras

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Attitude, Bad Sport, celebrities, Chinese Badminton Team, entertainment, Gabby Douglas, Galen Rupp, Good Sport, James Kirani, McKayla Maroney, Mo Farah, Nadzeya Ostapchuk, Olympics 2012, Oscar Pistorius, Russian Women Gymnasts, Sam Mikulak

Here comes the turnip truck!

Before the Olympics began I was hoping to write an inspiring article about all the wonderfulness I watched on TV. By the closing ceremonies I was slightly disenchanted with enough of the athletes and their pitiful attitudes that I scrapped my original idea. Instead I would just like to make the following observations:

GOOD ATTITUDE